Of course, the day only got better, after the toilet seat excitement, when I went to access my chocolate coated coffee beans and discovered them gone.
Flashbacks to the morning, and recall images of Chippie sitting on the hallway floor, stuffing container (Tupperware of course) of choc coffee beans in the lunchbox compartment of Godzilla’s school bag.
Memory a complete blank after that moment, until this particular one. Consider fact the school have not yet called me to discuss appropriateness of lunchbox contents a good thing.
Consider likelihood that Godzilla has eaten them all himself – high.
Consider likelihood of him having handed them around to class mates – also high.
Entertain thoughts of teachers confiscating said contraband and eating them themselves, and subsequently restrain self from enrolling children in another school.
Wander around house in vague daze before venturing up to school to retreive children and shuffle off to swimming lessons before heading off to get Chippie from day care.
That horrendous task completed, we head home and I accidentally locate coffee beans container in the kids drinkware cupboard. Along with full cup complete with sipper-style lid, which Chippie promptly helps himself to.
Unsure how long it’s been there, I almost care. The fact that I was choc coffee beanless prevented me from caring too much.