Handed Monkey Boy’s homework in. Wow, there’s some control freaky parents out there.
OK, maybe not control freaky – maybe they just don’t do the half-arsed job of parenting that I do. But that’s beside the point. Some of these family trees, quite clearly, had had no input from the kids at all. Not a colour in, or a cut out or a stick-something-on. Nothing. Some parents actually do do the homework for the kids. I thought this was a myth – but its very real