Depsite not being able to look at the owner of the B&B in the eyes, we had a great time.
We returned to pick up the (overexcited and exhausted) kids, stuffed full of alchohol and scrummy high-fat foods, and slighly more relaxed than when we left home two days ago.
Spent the drive home listening to a three year old saying “one, two, fee, four … I said, one, two, fee, four … Mummy, I said ONE, TWO, FEE FOUR! You dotta say ‘ha fuv’!! SAY IT!!! Mummy, say it!”
The five year old, of course, did “nothing” all weekend.