A relaxing bath with the Spawn of Satan

Walked to school to collect older two kids, witnessed Godzilla embraced then promptly … well “snogged” is the only word I can think for it … by female classmate.

Sure, I could say he did it to her, but she has a history, despite being a good head and a half shorter than him, of tackling him and giving him big smoochy kisses whilst he writhes and attempts to escaspe.

The fact he returned hug and subsequent snog is totally irrelvant and I’m more than happy to convince myself that he had no part in it and will remain blissfully ignorant thank you very much.

Besides, I did march over briskly and they ran away and hid behind

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