My “supermum” abilities now include similarities to The Flash.
No, not because I’m often caught running from one end of the house wearing nothing but a towel. Or just nothing.
Because, I went out to the clothesline to check the damage on the bathers, and, well, they’re quite damaged.
I assurred Monkey Boy I’d be getting him a new pair today. I’d just have to drop them off at school, then I’d head to oversized shopping mall and he’d have them in time for swimming this afternoon.
“OK. Well, you have to drop them off at school by 9.30. The bus leaves for swimming at 9.30. You’ll be at school before 9.30.”
Um. No. That would be insane, and whilst I appreciate that you think I’m capable of amazing feats, that one is beyond my ability. Sorry.
Suggested wearing undies under boardies this morning.
Guilt creeping in. Boardies now old. Very old …