What time is too early for Wine O’Clock?
You see, although there are still two official day’s of school left, two terrible things have happened this evening:
1. The recorder that was sent to school with Godzilla at the beginning of February 2009 has returned to the family home. It, in conjunction with Godzilla, is making its presence well known. To the entire neighbourhood.
Just having managed that particular trauma via series of “Please go outside and play thats”, a small dose of “Seriously, get outside NOW” and a final “Oh, for fucks sake, give me the fucking thing” and tossing it on top of the fridge, with Godzilla still attached