My main PC is not happy. Not at all well.
It has, for the last few days, refused to start up. It gives me a convoluted message that, for someone like me, appears to be gramatically incorrect. I send of some text messages to my nerdy-geek contacts … “ooh, nasty!” they reply.
I take the weekend off. Ish. I ring the computer place I bought it from and they ask me questions like “are there any