April 18th

I am now officially a “Nazi Mum”!

Why? Because I would not allow MonkeyBoy to take choclate in his lunchbox to school today. I’m horrible, he hates me & I never let him do anything. I Am A Nazi Mum!!!

(This is opposed to the Mother Nazi’s, who would swoop down upon any mother who even contemplated putting chocolate in a child’s lunchbox & make them feel like the worst mother in the world. Like the kids don’t do a good enough job of that anyway!)

Of course this followed the obligatory 3 day period of eating nothing but chocolate that many refer to as “Easter”, and try to convince us is a religious event. But we know its about eating chocolate. Lots of it.

Aside from that, if he takes it to school, what the hell am I going to eat?

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