I bet you were hoping this was a blog post about birthday cakes that have gone wrong and how I could show you tips and tricks on how you could easily rectify these problems.
Or point and laugh at someone else’s misfortunes.
Or even a gallery of cakes made by those with a mental disorder that would produce an eclectic collection if interesting dessert fare.
Sadly, no. It is, instead, a stern warning.
Are you aware of just how many germs a birthday cake has?
Do you know how many more they inherit when someone blows out the candles on the aforementioned cake?!
I bet you didn’t. And, as a result,