Call yourself a mother?

In the bath and Monkey Boy pipes up, out of the blue, with “I’m M-rated!”


“Yup. I’m M-rated. Mild violence. Mild language. That’s what I am.”

“Mate, lately you’ve been disgusting. You swear more than me at the moment.”

“Yeah. M-rated. Mild Language. Get it?”

“I’d say you were more Frequent Course Language.”

“What does that mean?”

“You swear a lot.”

“Yeah. That’s what kids do. Didn’t you know that?”


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