In the bath and Monkey Boy pipes up, out of the blue, with “I’m M-rated!”
What???
“Yup. I’m M-rated. Mild violence. Mild language. That’s what I am.”
“Mate, lately you’ve been disgusting. You swear more than me at the moment.”
“Yeah. M-rated. Mild Language. Get it?”
“I’d say you were more Frequent Course Language.”
“What does that mean?”
“You swear a lot.”
“Yeah. That’s what kids do. Didn’t you know that?”
*sigh*
