So … the school hols are coming up in what, a week now?
Sorry – just thought some of you may have realised. Reality is, I’m guessing, a few of you went “FUCK! Next week?!” and ran around in some kind of mental panic, checked your wine stash, made sure it contained some vodka – enough vodka – and jumped online to order some more,
So, just to save you some brain space in trying to work out yet another thing to keep your offspring entertained, cos we all know you’re in for two weeks of “I’m bored” followed by the inevitable – and seemingly just because they can – “I don’t want to do that, that’s boring” response to everything you suffest, I have been give 5 family passes to see