The post Christmas pudge is really bugging me. Nothing fits. Pudgy arms, pudgy bum (I’m sure its gone up a size)
And why are my boobs so sore.
And … now I think about it … I’m late (not me, obviously, but my not-so-monthly monthlies)
But, its been 14 monthss of “trying”. Not sure why it’s called that. Rampant sex is a much better description. Sadly, not the case here, but sex anyway. Obviously.
Nah, it can’t be. Been too long and we’re over it now. In the “will never happen, so be it” mindset.
Sneak into bathroom and drag out the testing kit just in case this situation ever arose. Wee on the end of