Monkey Boy is such a … subtle little person.
He has set his sights on being Prime Minister, but I really think he is best cut out for a more subtle, tactful, diplomatic position.
Head of the UN or similar.
Watching TV last night – he was, the Grumpy one and I were busy making dinner and other parenting stuff, when he pipes up with “Those kid’s parents need to go on The Biggest Loser. They’re really fat!”
(Did I mention subtle, tactful and diplomatic?)
Remembering back to the last series of said show, I asked him about his parents.
“Well, dad maybe. Your tummy has just been stretched. And your boobs just make you look fat.”
Awwww. Such a sweet boy. Actually, come to think of it, perhaps his own image consultancy. With a TV show to go with it.
Although, he can be quite diplomatic re food as well.
I don’t know … so many places he could go with these skills …