Diary of a Mad Cow
laugh, cry, relate
After a series of late nights
Oh I’m SO glad I’m not the only one whose boobs hang low enough to be trodden on 🙁
Ok, not by ME, but I’d have to echo your “FUUUUUUUUUUuurphnnnnnfffffffffffffffffAAAAAGH!” – childbirth? Pah. Anyone who’s suffered nipple-tread is wincing knowingly. Hope it recovers soon!
Hilarious, yes I too am pleased to know other woman’s boobs get in the way. Mine are constantly getting attacked, lol. You caused me to remember when a 18 year old I closed a drawer in a hurry on my boob, gosh that hurt.
Oh dear. Quite recently my daughter poked me square in the eye, nail and all. After my initial scream and holding of eye I then had to retrieve her from under the table where she was hiding and sobbing. So while I was in excruciating pain, not able to open my eye OR SEE, I was telling her it was ok, it was an accident (which is was) and giving her cuddles because she was hysterical. Not fair really is it!!!