Ah the joys of being a self-employed business owner who works from home.
Especially one who is married to a Chef.
Because, you see, I thought, stupidly it now appears, that as he is home on Thursdays, as is the Toddler, that I would be granted my “For fucks sake, just leave me alone and let me do some work!!!” request that I asked so nicely.
No. It seems he will sit on the other computer in the office and play solitaire so I have “click, click, clickclickclick” going on and pissing me off and distracting me. Followed by “go and see your mother” (who is write in the middle of writing a chapter for a book) to the Toddler who is equally pissed off, only displays his pissed offedness by screaming LOUDLY!
Then, some schoolgirl-like giggling and demanding I “look at this”
Your home looks just like mine. I like to call it ‘lived-in chic’. 🙂
I can sympathise with the work from home dramas. If my husband is at home, the kids will staill walk past him to come and ask me a question even if I’m working. So frustrating.
As for the Fat Controller, I’m sure that there are a variety of puns that I could work into a comment, but I think I shall choose the higher path and simply say ‘Oh dear’. (I’m looking forward to reading everyone else’s remarks, however).
Ok sorry I had to laugh at the Fat controller… he looked kind of excited to see you!! haha! Yes, very juvenile of me!
How cute are your kids? I have the same thing… only a 15 yr old, 8 yr old and a 5 yr old running around in the morning…. to the tune of me repeating “get dressed” “are you ready yet?” etc.
The Fat Controller is fucking hilarious! Hope the kids dont’ want him back anytime soon.
My kids are NOT cute at that hour of the morning .. *sigh*