This afternoon, I had the distinct privilege of spending quality time with Eldest Son, Monkey Boy.
Said quality time consisted of building a Lego Star Wars Big Fucker of the Thing with One Bazillion Pieces.
It was a Galacticon Battlezoid or a Republic Attack Shuttle or something. I think I made the first one up. Either way, I don’t care what it was called, and it had a bazillion pieces.
Here is how to build one:
- Explain to Eldest Child you will be with him when you have finished writing your article
- Explain to Eldest Child he needs to leave you alone, or article will take longer to write
- Explain to Eldest Child you will be with him “in a minute”
- Explain to Eldest Child you will be with him “In. A. Minute!”
- Mutter
You complete me…
Hahahaha! Just send Monkey Boy and Lego to my place. Ben is an expert! And only 7. He hasn’t yet met a Lego he could not conquer…. He is truly amazing….
LMAO, I had the exact same experience with a Leggo plane last week! I kept telling my son that Daddy is really really good at building Leggo but he wasn’t buying it, at all!