How To Build Lego

This afternoon, I had the distinct privilege of spending quality time with Eldest Son, Monkey Boy.

Said quality time consisted of building a Lego Star Wars Big Fucker of the Thing with One Bazillion Pieces.

It was a Galacticon Battlezoid or a Republic Attack Shuttle or something. I think I made the first one up. Either way, I don’t care what it was called, and it had a bazillion pieces.

Here is how to build one:

  1. Explain to Eldest Child you will be with him when you have finished writing your article
  2. Explain to Eldest Child he needs to leave you alone, or article will take longer to write
  3. Explain to Eldest Child you will be with him “in a minute”
  4. Explain to Eldest Child you will be with him “In. A. Minute!”
  5. Mutter

3 Replies to “How To Build Lego”

  1. Hahahaha! Just send Monkey Boy and Lego to my place. Ben is an expert! And only 7. He hasn’t yet met a Lego he could not conquer…. He is truly amazing….

  2. LMAO, I had the exact same experience with a Leggo plane last week! I kept telling my son that Daddy is really really good at building Leggo but he wasn’t buying it, at all!

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