How to explain

5 year old birthday party this morning, where both kids were invited.

This rarely happens. So it was nice.

Three hours in a play centre is also good.

Except when its the drive home and the kids are tired and you get one of those ads on the radio about how women much prefer men who can last longer that 2 minutes in bed.

And you have to field 20 questions about what they mean, and why do women like me who can last hours and not just two minutes, and then have to answer them without screwing them up later in life.

Ah, dear.

Well, all I can say is, no one asked me what I prefer. And quite honestly, I have other things that need to be doing, so if I can fit a quick 2 minute one somewhere in my schedule, well, then I can tick that off my list for the week.

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