Commenced the morning with attemtping to get a little bit of work done (would like to have gone for a walk … but no such luck) whilst listening to a considerable amount of torture inflicted by eldest child on his younger sibling.
Younger sibling, once over his dramatics, proceeded to walk around the house, exclaiming loudly “You are a big fatty boombah. You are a big fatty arse.”
Eldest son calls out to me “Mu-uum!?”
Yeah, yeah, I heard – just coz I heard doesn’t mean I care.