Murphy's Law as it applies to reality parenting

I’m sure he knows. I’m also sure I’m not exuding stress from my pores or anything like that. Nothing that would give him a clue.

We have a busy weekend. We have people coming for dinner tonight.

He – the baby one – woke several times. Per hour. I didn’t think it was possible, but you can be woken something in the vacinty of 87 times in five hours. Particularly if those 5 hours are between 11pm and 4am.

Don’t like my chances of a snooze this afternoon either.

Am concerned about my ability to hold a sensible conversation, or any sort of conversation at all, really, this evening.

But right now, I must attempt to put together two lunch boxes, without cutting off a finger or sending one kid to school with nude bread and the other a Vegemite/Strawberry jam combination.

I couldn’t stand the whinging …

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