No, really, how DO you tell the difference between a boy and a girl?

Even after asking me a week or so ago, Monkey Boy still never got his answer about how you, extrinsicly, tell the difference between a boy and a girl.

“So, mum, how do you tell the diffence between boys and girls? It’s really hard.”

“Well, boys are obnoxious and can’t communicate.”

Godzilla, again, all knowing, says “Like Dad?!”

(I’m not sure if he was asking, or telling.)

“Yes, just like that.”

“And you don’t do wees in your bed and milk comes out of your boobies.”

Good, glad we cleared that up.

I hope Monkey Boy now has the answer he’s been looking for ….

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