Grumpy not heading to work till later in the morning, so I have some room to prepare for the school & kinder days.
I’m preparing lunch when Godzilla informs me he needs to “do a wee”.
Because, apparently, I am interested and need to know this sort of information.
Off he goes and I hear him berate Grumpy “You has to wash your hands when you do a wee, Daddy.”
Yay, its finally sinking in – he’s getting the message.
“Did you wash your hands when you did one?” I hear Grumpy reply.
“No. No. No. I didn’t touch my doodle. Fank you.”