Godzilla doesn’t quite have the sense of humour the rest of the family have.
Recently, on telling a friend that Monkey Boy had hurt his toe, resulting in blood, she enquired of Monkey Boy as to whether he requried the services of a “toe” truck.
Monkey Boy, with his sense of humour, looked at me, rolled his eyes and we both agreed that it was, in fact, hilarious we just weren’t laughing because … well, because it was, in fact a crap joke and not funny at all.
We had our quite little private chuckle.
Godzilla, on the other hand, was quite taken aback. He sat up in his chair, looked at friend like she was a complete idiot and informed her, very seriously that “Tow trucks take cars. Not toes!!”
(Grumpy, on the other hand, I’m sure, was mentally recording “joke” for future use, no doubt so he can repeat it incessantly and think he’s funny. Note to self: Buy kids steel capped boots so they can’t bang their toes on anything!)