Mums getting sick is just not on.
It just doesn’t fit in with … anything, really.
Or is it that nothing else seems to work around mums getting sick. We’ve all heard it “there are no sick days for mums”.
Well, I blame Darwin and his stupid evolutionary whatsits.
Clearly, some moron developed the pelvic floor, the bain of the Mother With A Cold. One teensy sneeze and you’re up for washing a full load