The thought of having children in the house is just terrifying.
Um, whoops, I mean other people’s children, not, um, my children, of course.
They mess things up, have no respect, want to eat all the time and can’t put toys away.
Its a terrifying thought. And made much worse by the school holidays.
But they are good for one thing – entertaining your own children.
And that is worth the mess and food-free cupboards at the end of the day.
