4 Replies to “Parents Say the Craziest Things”

  1. Most of ours involve penises.
    “Get your penis off his head”
    “Don’t put your penis in the matchie”
    “No, I don’t particularly want to see your Lego penis”
    “Biscuit (the dog) doesn’t want to eat your penis”

  2. Ah, yes, lots of penis related statements here, too.

    Are they ‘crazy’ and ‘weird’??? LOL

    Hayley, had that once and the finger was COLD! And it was a public toilet – ah, I’m hearing you x

    1. I’m not sure whether they’re crazy and weird things to say or not – they’ve become normal!

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