He reads like a 13 year old.
Sadly, at 6.5, he is also behaving like one.
Yes. That’s right. A smart arse.
Our morning started as usual…
“Go and eat breakfast. Go and eat breakfast. Go and eat breakfast go and eat breakfast go an eat breakfast GOANDEATBREAKFAST”
This was shorlty followed by “Go and get dressed. Go and get dressed. Go and get dressed. Go and get dressed go and get dressed go and get dressed FOR FUCKS SAKE GO AND GET DRESSED, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
20 minutes later, he appears. Fully clothed. In the pyjamas he was wearing last night.
“Um, what are you doing? How many times to I need to say “go and get dressed”?”
“Well. I just didn’t hear you, ok?”
“Yes. You did. You answered me. I know you heard me.”
“Oh. Well, you see, I thought you were just asking me if I was dressed.”
Anyone have the number for the UN? Might see if I can get him a job. They need negotiators like him.