Do I have to do everything around here?

Awoke feeling particularly crap, and shunted out of bed because Grumpy flat out refused to get out and let me have a sleep in. Literally, flat out, on his back and snoring like some kind of herd of demented warthogs. I gave up arguing and hopped up. So, by the…

Damn those Tooth Fairies!

Apparently, lying is a sign of intellegence. Or so I read somewhere. And Godzilla has reached that stage with a vengence. Oh, he’s done the lying before, “I didn’t do it” sort of thing. The favourite, to date, was when my slice of toast went missing, and, he being the…