They'd be my boobies, thanks very much

An early wakeup by Chippie, again, drag him into bed with us and he helps himself to a feed. Meanwhile, Grumpy decides the “spare” breast is up for a groping. (I swear I have no idea, Officer. One minute I was lying there and he grabbed my boob, and the…

The Need to be Alert when you are a Mummy

Another day of vague muddling through day and wishing someone where there to relieve me. Another day of totally screwing up making coffee in new machine. Note To Self: Make sure pot is actually in machine before pressing “On”, otherwise you are left with extremely sarcastic husband, a huge mess…

Parenting – its all in the timing, you idiom

After today’s efforts, I pulled out all stops to get myself a bath with only one child, not three. I timed dinner perfectly; we could eat as a family, and we’d finish just prior to the Simpsons starting, which meant I could go have a bath with Chippie, and the…

Working Rights for Tooth Fairies!

Godzilla is ever so excited. His tooth has been wobbly – a Wibbly Wobbler – for a week now. And getting wibblier and wobblier ever day. It was hurting at tooth brushing time, but not quite ready to come out. Just not “hanging by a thread” enough. Didn’t stop him…