The Task of Doom

The sounds of retching stumbled their way up stairs to the first floor. Spasmodic. Violent. Disturbing. The disembodied voice of my husband, laden with concern filtered its way back down. “What are you doing? Are you okay?” *retch* “Just …*retch* just doing the *retch* kitty *retch* litter tr*retch*ay,” I managed…

The Implementation of Life's Lessons

This school year has been a plethora of Life Lessons for my offspring. The biggest one, and likely due to his age, was confronted with a vast array of the Lessons of Life, friendships, and all sorts of things. I’d like to discuss them, but they are not mine to…

Chippie Does Dyson – An Overview

As mentioned, Chippie was quite taken with the Dyson V6 Absolute we were sent to review. He is not adverse to giving us explicit details about the product … very much along the lines of this … This is but a mere portion of the video. I asked for a…

Cruel and unusual

*sigh* Yet another morning of The Usual. With bonus add-ons. After several “God-friggingg-zilla, where are your PANTS?!” seventeen times, and “Monkey-Frigging-Boy, come and do the dishwasher, NOW!” approximately 943 times, they both felt it important to inform me that their middle names weren’t “frigging”. Well they are now. Especially as…