Super Star Kids

Depsite popular opinion, I actually like kids. They’re pretty awesome; super stars at times. I love their curiosity, and the mischief they get up to, and I love, love, love their innocent honesty. Well not, obviously, the shit they pull when their teethmarks are in the cooking chocolate, and you…

First Day Fun

School is BACK! If we’re all honest with ourselves, and I know a few people who have no qualms about voicing it out loud, but know far too many more that feel terribly guilty about even thinking it, much less agreeing with the honest and vocal, or *GASP*, actually voicing…

My kids are so middle class it sickens me

Of all the things we could be annoyed about by our kids, and let’s face it, for years the Internet has been a veritable portal of all the common annoyingness of kids, this is the one that sickens? Frustrates? Angers me the most? Obviously, it is all my own doing.…

Life at its Worst, Dramatics at their Best

It was earlier this year that things got very bad for Chippie. I had asked him to unstack the dishwasher, for it is his job to do. He is also paid pocket money to do so, amongst other things. “Boring” is his favourite. It’s a “boring” job. We’ve also since…