That pretty much sums it up …

For some reason, which I’m putting down to the excessive sleeping in of children, quite possibly due to the fact that during the school holidays I altered the time on the coffee machine so it would go “off” at 7.23am and not 6.23am as it had been, we’re having less…

I could get used to this …

Arrive in Sydney, flying business class, thank you very much, where they called me Ms Cow and not “will you please hurry up and stow your bags in the overhead lockers and sit down quickly”. Then asked me if I would like a water or apple and strawberry juice, and…