How am I supposed to work in these conditions?

A regular “discussion” between Grumpy Pants and I is around my working hours. Usually defined as “whenever I get the bloody chance and when you lot leave me bloody alone to do some bloody work!” Those are my set working hours, then there’s the ones I can negotiate with the…

The problem with kids is …

… they can develop a sense of humour. And use it at the most innappropriate times. And get you into lots of trouble. And find it hilarious. Off to the Aquarium we went this afternoon. Me very tired after bugger all sleep last night. Bugger all more than normal –…

The pain of the dad joke

I’ve warned my kids on numerous occasions about inciting Dad Jokes in their dad. I’ve even had to leap across a fully laden (with unfolded washing) kitchen table in order to prevent a five year old from pulling his father’s proffered finger. After I’d given him a very stern warning…