What Mum REALLY Wants This Mother's Day

As I sit here, surrounded by a considerable portion of a Brazilian rainforest in catalogues and junk mail, all advising me what it is I really want for Mother’s Day this year, I am reminded that Mother’s Day is rapidly approaching. This Sunday, I do believe. My email inbox has…

The irredeemable CAN be redeemed

After my actual birthday day being, quite literally, filled with shit and disappointment, and no cake … so I couldn’t even have my cake and eat it too, cos there was no fucking cake … I went to bed very upset. Determined that the day was ruined and could never,…

Shit Happens. Even on your birthday

Today is my birthday. It’s not yet lunchtime and it’s already been a fun filled day …. SO much has happened that I just have to give you a My Day So Far account! It started at 2.30 this morning, with the clumping of little feet into our bedroom, followed…