Totally Trashed

I emptied the washing machine of all its damp, washingy goodness and was confronted by this, lurking in the machine’s stainless steel depths: Bloody … I thought. The place is trashed. Totally trashed. Trash Pack have recently released their Series 3 Trashies and Godzilla’s obsession with them has not waned…

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine

Despite my best and hard working efforts to ensure a Tooth Fairy visit occurred overnight, it was a dismal failure. You see, I had done the obvious; written the note, looked into the deep, dark depths of my wallet, scrambled through the numerous pens, napkins, leaking tubes of who knows…

And this is why …

After … what is it now, five and a half long weeks, and forty five minutes, the guys turned up to install the heating in the “new” house. A short background: There was nothing at all for the first few weeks, thanks to the incompetence of the real estate agent…