Point taken, thank you.

The kids were sent off to get ready for school … the usual morning revolting ritual. Monkey Boy comes out wearing a shirt that is clearly too small for him. Wrists and belly button on show. I would have argued the “wear your school uniform” point, but with the rain…

Well, you asked!

Sometimes, I just don’t understand children. They really do my head in. There I was, happily working away in my office, when Godzilla entered (grumble, grumble). “Excuse me, Mummy,” he says, completely surprising me. “Can I unstack the dishwasher, please?” Given that it is his job to do it, anyway,…