The pain of the dad joke

I’ve warned my kids on numerous occasions about inciting Dad Jokes in their dad. I’ve even had to leap across a fully laden (with unfolded washing) kitchen table in order to prevent a five year old from pulling his father’s proffered finger. After I’d given him a very stern warning…

Oh. My. Goodness.

Godzilla doesn’t quite have the sense of humour the rest of the family have. Recently, on telling a friend that Monkey Boy had hurt his toe, resulting in blood, she enquired of Monkey Boy as to whether he requried the services of a “toe” truck. Monkey Boy, with his sense…