Motherhood: The Dichotomy

If there is one thing I have been aware of during my parenting adventures, aside from the fact that WeetBix is an effective wall render, and that whilst the thought of parmesan cheese on sweet and sour pork makes me physically ill, it has no impact at all on my…

Mindless Mob Mothers

I do have my Cranky Pants on. Not just any Cranky Pants, but my SUPER CRANKY PANTS! They are full of sand, scrunched up and wedged in my vagina. They may also have a cape attached, which is also scrunched up and making my life very uncomfortable, and increasing my…

Are You Being Judged? Part 3

There is a more I want to add to the “Are You Being Judged?” saga. Regularly (or less so now, because I have learnt), I’d find myself embroiled in conversations that frustrate and upset me on a range of parenting websites that all seem to have a particular flare; i.e.…