I'm off to Live Positive

Awoken several times during the night, including once before midnight, which is SUPER annoying, for various reasons; kid coughing in one room, husband farting loudly on me, another kid just wandering in at some stupid hour (still not sure if he was awake or not), husband snorting loudly, then farting…

The long journey in search of food

Up early for Salvatore the Driver to take us to the airport. Not before a scumptious breakfast and a delicious view, however. Feeling particularly spoilt, and slightly gangsterish, what with the snazzy car, black leather seats and a driver called ‘Salvatore’, and possibly the fact he stopped on the way…