Aw. It seems I'm not evil after all.

It’s so lovely having a child that is tuned into your moods. It’s also quite confusing having children of two totally different humours. One works soley on sarcasm and the other is so completely literal that its not funny. Except that it is. Bad, evil mummy works well with Monkey…

Thank goodness for friends!

My friends have come to the rescue! Hooray! OK, not only have they been fully informed of my dislike of being groped by all and sundry, and having the most inane and stupid questions thrown at me constantly, they have been on the end of many a similar rant. So,…

Aww. It's comments like that …

After a particularly late night, lack of sleep and a morning of repeated requests and dubious behaviour, I was feeling a little doubtful of my parenting ablilities. And ready to climb back into a hole and let them fend for themselves. See how they cope without me then! Huh? Godzilla,…