My Downfall

I like to think I’m a happy person. I laugh loudly, and usually inappropriately. So much so that I’m definitely going to Hell. When I smile, it comes from my whole body; I can feel it, literally, in my toes. I have a smile for everybody (unless you seriously piss…

The Process of Moving and Emasculation

The house mostly thoroughly – by which I mean, the agent/landlord had organised someone to come and do the cleaning they told us had already been done, but only organised them to thoroughly clean some areas, not all – done, we started to move a couple of boxes in on…

Rantus Interruptus

Three kids, no voice, a late ‘can you come into work please’ for the hubby and school holidays. Needless to say, this makes for one tired and grumpy mamma. I entertain the children as best I can. Most of which involves me saying “Please stop asking me questions. I cannot…