laugh, cry, relate
“We can’t take you anywhere!” they cry. “We need to wrap you in cotton wool!” “You’re not safe going outdoors! Stay inside!” And that, my friends, is where the problem lays. I have been indoors; stuck inside due to a crazy pandemic that is screwing with people’s minds. I haven’t been venturing outdoors.…
It’s been a long and draining day. You’ve had to deal with more on your plate than you need, mostly due to the excessive number of morons on your plate. Time, energy, and effort have gone towards activities that amount to little more than stroking egos and reassuring precious souls,…
I am renowned, so renowned it deserves a
Self awareness is a beautiful thing, and there is nothing you can say about me, behind my back, that I don’t already know. There’s nothing you can say I’m not aware of. About myself. I know I’m irreverent. And sarcastic. And that sometimes I don’t know when it’s inappropriate to…
I have here with me, on this side of the screen, a couple – well, technically seven (does this mean it’s