How I Ruined My Son's Life

During the first couple of months of this parenting thing, I realised just how much I was doing ‘wrong’. If I’m technically correct, I think I screwed my oldest son up for life, what with inadvertently dropping his IQ by a substantial number of points just during his birth –…

What Kids?

Having almost forgotten about it, I almost missed out on the opportunity to have loads of fun and torment my kids. At the SAME TIME, which was a bonus. There was, of course, the beginning which was me fighting with some stupid technical thing that made no sense and had…

Birthday Party Fun & Plan Failures

T’is the day of Godzilla’s birthday celebrations. Well, the first. What with family being so vast, I generally organise for two ‘parties’; one with his friends, and a separate celebratory event for family. Hmm, that makes it sound way more elegant and spectacular than it actually is. Don’t be fooled;…