Reading English Good, Fuckit

It is a little know fact, because I don’t really feel the need to go on about it, although I realise that is a little contradictory right now … I’m just trying to set the scene … work with me here, okay? Anyhoo, it is a little known fact that…

That's the last time I help

Wednesdays are kinda like Hell, only much worse. I do them. Deal with toddler screaming about his daddy, go to swimming despite the fact I don’t want to and he’s screaming at me how he really would rather not attend with me, thank you very much, arrive home, shove food…