Pretty

The Day From Hell that I forced my children to endure yesterday clearly had some repercussions. Of course, I didn’t realise what those repercussions were for quite some time. I did my usual morning things this morning, just like I usually do; with bleary eyes, and much confusion. I really…

Murphy on the Job

Concluding with the school holidays, where I somehow managed to navigate full time ‘work’ with my this project/contract I’m doing, and not requiring the homicide squad and coroner to pop in for a cup of tea and a chat, I’m delving into a week of New Chaos. Not merely a…

I Would NEVER Do That!

I would never do that. Therefore YOU must be WRONG! Not only are you WRONG, you are the worst kind of mother who should never, ever have ever been allowed to have children. Or so it seems. Whenever there is some news story, especially those ones where everyone freaks out,…

Some Days

Some days, you wake up and just wish you hadn’t. You pull the doona tighter around you, curl your knees to your chest, and pull your pillow over your head to drown out any noise. You screw your eyes tight and will the world to just … vanish … Some…