A relaxing bath with the Spawn of Satan

Walked to school to collect older two kids, witnessed Godzilla embraced then promptly … well “snogged” is the only word I can think for it … by female classmate. Sure, I could say he did it to her, but she has a history, despite being a good head and a…

Do I have to do everything around here?

Awoke feeling particularly crap, and shunted out of bed because Grumpy flat out refused to get out and let me have a sleep in. Literally, flat out, on his back and snoring like some kind of herd of demented warthogs. I gave up arguing and hopped up. So, by the…

Yes, dear

The bath finally finished and resealed by Grumpy, I made the time to have a nice, relaxing, hot bath on my own. Immediately after I’d shared one with the kids, splashed them a bit so most body parts were wet and sent them on their way. It topped it up,…