Snapped

Monkey Boy was sick today. Yesterday, he had a sore head, snotty nose and sore throat. Much like I was experiencing at the time, and which has increased in pain and snottiness significanlty overnight. A result of the last few weeks (and days) of stress, and possibly also the contribution…

To the principals office

Attend toddler swimming lessons with an air of depilatoried legs and underarms and had to force myself not to undertake some sort of supermodel catwalk thing along side of pool. Was also able to do tossing-child-in-air thing without clasping elbows against my side, so that was good. Dropped toddler off…

The things we do, because … we're idiots

I don’t even like my own kids today, so not sure why I agreed. I offered to assist on a school excursion, which was pretty much a walk around the neighbourhood, spotting land marks and answering questions on a piece of paper handed out just before we left the school.…