Prestigious and Important

After Monkey Boy’s vague attempts at communicating this morning’s needs last night, I had the joy and pleasure of ensuring everyone was up, fed, clothed and lunches made in order for Monkey Boy to be at school by 8.00a.m. “Nah, I told you 8.30,” he says after my fifteeth Hurry…

April Fools – ha ha f*cking ha

April Fool’s Day – today, in fact – kicked off for me at 6.23am. No joke. Chippie awoke and yelled his Latest To Get Attended To phrase … “I stuck!” This has us hopping out of bed, stumbling to his room and assessing through bleary eyes, the extent of his…