There's nothing like a bit of incentive

Grumpy head off to work this morning – another last minute “we need someone to cover” and thus it was he – so I got the Morning Duties. Which are always fun. Especially today, as we ran out of coffee beans when I set the machine on Friday night, and…

Be careful what you wish for

Last week, in a bout of stupidity, I looked to the skies and mumbled “Please let today be normal”. Well, I really said it to the ceiling as I was still in bed, and I think I grumbled it as opposed to mumbled it, given I hadn’t had yet a…

If you can't beat 'em

Well, no you can’t beat ’em coz the bloody Mumfia get all hoity toity and say things like “You’re a bad mother” and stuff like that. After last night’s food rubbage in hair incident, and the super angry, long discussion Monkey Boy and I had afterwards, he sat and ate…