Cruel and unusual

*sigh* Yet another morning of The Usual. With bonus add-ons. After several “God-friggingg-zilla, where are your PANTS?!” seventeen times, and “Monkey-Frigging-Boy, come and do the dishwasher, NOW!” approximately 943 times, they both felt it important to inform me that their middle names weren’t “frigging”. Well they are now. Especially as…