I don’t normally like to speak of Christmas this early in the year; mostly because between now and then I have so much chaos and crazy and stuff and things going on between now and then, that it’s further down my list of things to speak of … or even…
Tag: toddler behaviour
The last two weeks I found myself uttering things like “So, is it working for ya?” quite a bit more than usual. That’d be the school holiday thing, and the age of my offspring, not some bizarre, out of the ordinary phenomena. “I know you are, but what am I?”…
So … there I was, checking my emails, the three-year-old having his stock standard naked breakfast (Porridge in the Nude) after a small dose of some of his also stock standard fucking with my mind, a la “I wan’ porridge! No, not dat one – I wan’ muesli!” then, just…
I quite like Mondays. They are generally kid free, often husband free and the first day in a few days I get to just sit and focus on my work – which I love – and get loads done. Today, albeit bitsy and all over the place like a mad…
Gah! I managed to book myself a leg wax, last minute, much needed